- MLIA 2010 -

"Yesterday, I reached under my desk when I was supposed to be studying in my dorm room and felt a post it note that read "Shouldn't you be studying in stead of molesting the poor desk?" Touche post it note, touche." :)

" Today, I received a package from a friend in Germany and instead of using foam peanuts or bubble wrap to keep the contents safe, he used Gummy Bears." mmmm *.*

" For the past few days, there has been skittles taped to the underside of my bus stop bench. A new pack everyday. Whoever you are, mystery skittle fairy, thank you for making my school lunches less boring." :)

" A while ago, a friend's 3 year old son, dressed as Batman was running around. His mask fell over his eyes and he ran into a pole. Coming up to his dad with his mask and cape in hand, crying, his dad said "Batman doesn't cry", to which he replies "But dad, I'm Bruce Wayne now.." awww :P

"Today, I discovered that in the state of Pennsylvania, holding your finger in someone else's bellybutton without their permission for more than 30 seconds is considered rape. Never have I wanted more to commit such felony." :D

" Today, I went to the vending machine after school. I put in my money and pressed the numbers but nothing happened. It had eaten my dollar. When I pressed the "return" button, the screen that usually flashes "Have a nice day" was broken along with the machine, so it started flashing "HaHaHaHaHa..." at me. I was hustled by a vending machine." ahahah

"Today, I noticed a book about unicorns in the non-fiction section of the library. I knew it." :)

"Today, I was walking home from school with a guy I kinda like. I eyed a really crunchy looking leaf a few feet in front of us. He was just about to jump on it, when he saw my disappointed face, then said "Ladies first" and let me step on it. I wish there were more gentlemen like this." ...me too. :)

"I usually match my socks. Today, i couldn't find the match for my favorite sock, so I wore it with a different sock. The whole day I pretended it was having an affair. When I got home, I found the missing sock on my bed, along with another sock. I think it was getting revenge." :D