- mais MLIA's para a Mariana :) -

"Today, my brother moved into a new apartment. He needed help carrying his mattress into his room so he asked the girl who lives across the hall to help him. Once they got his mattress into his bedroom, the girl said "I feel really comfortable around you because a rapist wouldn't have a mattress like this." Instead of saying nothing, my brother replied "You'd be surprised." I love my brother." :D

"Today, I went to the doctor to check if I had the flu. After waiting a while the doctor finally comes in. He stares at my mom and goes, "Mrs. Henry, tests are positive, your daughter's pregnant." My mom jumped off her chair in shock and there was a long, akward pause. The doctor finally said, "No, I'm totally kidding. She has the flu." I'm 13 and I have a new favorite doctor." ahahah

"Today, I saw a man on a pink harley. I wondered to aloud to a friend of mine: "Is that a guy on a pink harley? I wonder if he's..." and then I saw a sign strapped to the back which read: "Yes it is, and no, I'm not." clever man. :)

"Today I was sitting on the floor working on a project, and my boyfriend was sitting behind me on the couch. I stretched my arms behind my head, and suddenly felt something strange--my boyfriend had licked my elbow. When I turned around, he gazed into my eyes and lovingly said, "Because you can't." He's a keeper." :) ♥

"Yesterday at school a guy asked me out and I turned him down saying I would only go out with Darth Vader. I was about to say I was joking but he turned and walked away with out a word. Today as I left my first period classroom there was the guy in full Darth Vader costume and two light sabers. He handed one to me saying in a deep voice 'Will you go out with me?' Actually, I think I'll marry him." awesome!! :D

"The other day I was on my way home as I walked by a field. There were lots of sheep there, so I just went "meeeeh" in a sheep-like way. Then, all of a sudden, all the sheep came running down the hill, stops right in front of me and just stares. Now I'm extremely curious about what I told them." ahahah :D

"Today I was doing laundry in the middle of the night and decided to take the elevator to avoid carrying the heavy bag. I noticed that it looked like a body was in my bag and so did the girl about to get on the elevator after me. She stared in horror and said she'd catch the next one. I put my finger to my lips, shushing her as the doors closed. Her face was priceless. I'll be riding the elevator more often." i love these people! :D

"Today, while being exceptionally bored I typed in "Fo" to see what suggestions came up. One was "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Intrigued I clicked on it to find this: "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother". This made my day." XD

"Today, I drove by a graffiti bridge and saw that someone had written, "cops can't dance." When I drove by again later that day a response had been added, "yes we can." I officially love this city." :D

"Today I was reading the local news and a breaking news story about how an elderly man escaped from a nursing home and if anyone sees this man, please report him to the police. When they showed the picture I saw it was my grandpa. Run! Grandpa Run!" ahahaha :D

"Today I was on Twitter. I was browsing the public feed, when I noticed a tweet that said "Giving birth, be back in a few." Words fail me." O_o creeeeppy!