- MLIA -

"Today I was bored so I called a random number and pretended to be from Pizza Hut. A guy picked up and when I asked him what he wanted, he proceeded to mention about 20 different items from the menu with loads of adjustments. At the end I told him I was kidding. He just said "I know. I'm just as bored as you."

"Today, my mailman asked me out. I said yes, but only if he picked me up in the mail truck. I can't wait."

"Today, a preschooler I babysat proposed to me. How could I turn down a Ringpop?"

"Today, my guinea pig had babies. I knew that I could only keep one out of the five, and I was trying to decide which one I liked the best. All of them were relitively normal,and then I noticed that one of them, only knows how to walk backwards. I have made my decision."

"Today, as I was putting on my jeans, I realised I always put the right leg in first. Thinking I would be adventurous, I tried putting my left leg in first instead. I fell over."

"Today after seeing a MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what he was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper." (I agree) :)