- FML addicted! -

"Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so i squeezed it and it said "It's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear."

"Today i was at my senior dance dancing with this guy i really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out."

"Today, I recieved a "diamon ring" im Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read "Will you marry me?" He was serious."

"Today my girlfriend broke up telling me I have problems communicating and that i didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it."

"Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked."

"Today I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She proceeded to say, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive voice."

"Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had enountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said "You know? I like little girls."

"Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no."